Hey Yeah yeah Listen to this one Yeah It's a song It's a special song This is the good bit It's coming It's got cats, it's got bees Yeah It's made of the most relatable content My cat ate a bee Nah-nah-nah-nah Well my cat ate a bee Nah-nah-nah-nah Cause he's so manly Nah-nah-nah-nah Yeah he's so manly Nah-nah-nah-nah Well yeah my cat ate a bee Nah-nah-nah-nah Well my cat ate a bee Nah-nah-nah-nah Cause he's so manly Nah-nah-nah-nah Yeah he's so manly Nah-nah-nah-nah It's not true though He's not that manly Oh yeah my cat ate a bee Nah-nah-nah-nah Del, Del isn't manly Del's a princess Cause he's so manly An oil tipping Bin ripping princess Cause he's so manly Nah-nah-nah-nah Plastic Eating Butt-Licking I said my cat ate a bee Nah-nah-nah-nah Fridge pissing I said my cat ate a bee Nah-nah-nah-nah Wha Coz he so fucking manly Fucking manly Nah-nah-nah-nah Del pissed in the fridge Del pissed on our fridge yeah He's so manly Nah-nah-nah-nah We stopped cleaning up in the end And just left them a piss box There was no point My cat ate a bee My cat ate a bee My cat ate a bee My cat ate a bee Bee My My My cat My cat My cat My cat ate a bee All credit goes to Delirium The gender non-conforming cat My cat ate a bee My cat ate a bee Her name was originally Delight My cat ate a bee For the first month Then something happened But we're not sure what Ooh look, he's so manly Rarrr Right that didn't quite go as planned This is basically just a song which I wrote Because I am so amazed That my cat ate a bee I'm just so happy about it And just want to spread the word Um, I could've linked it in to Other stuff Like, I could- Coulda made it robot themed Cause you know Cats are an Attackbot's greatest predator But no I didn't made it come after me I just My cat ate a bee And it didn't like Look affected or anything It was amazing Totally manly So you understand Alright, let's get back into it When I Sorry yeah We're getting distracted by things Wanna Sing out The words My cat ate a bee Nah-nah-nah-nah Well my cat ate a bee Nah-nah-nah-nah Cause he's so manly Nah-nah-nah-nah Cause he's so manly Nah-nah-nah-nah Well my cat ate a bee Nah-nah-nah-nah Well my cat ate a bee Nah-nah-nah-nah Cause he's so manly Nah-nah-nah-nah Cause he's so manly Nah-nah-nah-nah My cat ate a bee Cat ate a bee Nah-nah-nah-nah Cat ate a bee My cat ate a bee Cat ate a bee Oh I hate this bit Nah-nah-nah-nah Let's, let's talk stuff you know Cause he's so manly A fucking manly cat Hey we're The Attackbots you know Nah-nah-nah-nah Ignore this part of the song A fucking manly cat Cause he's so manly I know we said that this is the good part So fucking yeah But this is the bad part And now this part's the bad part The good part Oh it's not even happened yet Oh it's not happened yet My cat ate a bee Yeah Okay hey we're The Attackbots Come on Let's Mow You know, have a good time Ow We're in The Attackbots Talk about We're attacking butts Ow Yeah We're butts that attack We attack all the butts You know my mum thinks that's a gay reference She was like Do you mean attack butt Because of, you know Gay people and butt sex It's always about the butt sex I need to reposition so that my knees For the butt sex No not for the butt sex So that my knees don't hurt So your knees don't hurt from the butt sex Shut up

Do you want to see my notes? Oh no it's playing That's a bad thing Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up We should auction these notes off When we're famous Yeh this are the things that I remember happening The highlights According to my brain Click start record Alarm, it's 1:49 right now Record happiness Record happiness Record Record levels of happiness Let's go to 2 o'clock Yeh, I think it's nice to sometimes just record happiness Ah shit how do you do that And just any genuine feeling, like 2 o'clock 2 in the morning Hello The Attackbots Come on We are the Attackbots I've recorded most of this Right what am I doing? But I'm now recording the drums independently And now you're hearing it as the first thing Ah you remember percussion That's good, that's There's a lot of percussion There was yeah Lots of things getting hit by other things A notch down Ctrl+A Kay, now we're ready Ctrl+C We literally don't need to be doing Saying anything now Aaah, kay Ctrl+V Can if we want If the spirit moves us Don't copy Like, there's other shit going on We don't need to You know I don't even have a snare I do think it's great Just casually recording stuff like this With no consideration as to whether or not it's good Lol Good is just a construct Yeah, whereas fun is much more important You can just go to the woods with a dictaphone And hit a stick Hit a tree with a stick And record the noise Stamp in mud Mix it together with just Random nonsense your friends talk Do you remember Lucca Yes Lucca does that Lucca also heavily produces it afterwards I don't feel I've heard of this one before I've heard a lot of Attackbots stuff But I don't know if I've heard this I dunno I feel like you kind of have to sit down And play it quite loudly And just Kay Bask in it Just keep you there just in case Way, this is our way What are the noises that aren't human voices Like what's behind everything As in the like Way, this is our way Mro-mrooom That's the bass And the weird sounds are from the drumkit Whacking it weirdly Ah hell. Let's do this right Yeah, you said aw hell Then let's do this right Yeah Then the, then like the tunes get all tuneful Way, this is our way Sometime soon, robots will generate countless perfect songs Way, this is our way You heard it as souls That's what I heard How will humans be able to compete with that Is that what everyone else heard Yeah I think that's what I heard Way, this is our way What is it It was meant to say Countless perfect songs You know, like our shit Ah Way, this is our way Ah I heard souls And it just, that sounded quite cool to me Yeah that would've been almost better You might say Jamie do you remember how we used to have the highary Yes Don't you think that that's possibly the best way to Write song lyrics ever conceived This is our way Like, you sit around with your mates This is our way And whenever someone says something ridiculous You write it down This is the Attackbot Way And later on you just remix it Yeah All the different words It's a plan I think so Now make that noise again You okay But into the microphone Do you want me to open the window more That's amazing, how much was it Somehow About 90 quid And I don't know how We're just making noise Yes I have tried to capture real life in an album And so that you can see this too I've included in the song names A percentage estimate of how many Way, this is our way Lesbians, well Way, this is our way Might not be lesbians Way, this is our way You said there was a song and you were right It doesn't seem like there's a song But then, then there's a song Molly Way, this is our way There's secret song We're just adding more and more layers Where's Del This is our way And we will not have it any other way Del Because I don't know what words I am saying Del, Del, Del I just am making up words Del Until I stop doing this bit Because it requires more lyrics Where the fuck is Del Than I can come up with. Where the fuck is Del not that i came up with the other one either Where the fuck is Del Where the fuck is Del Way, this is our way The first time I used it It was just like The worst sensory experience of my life Too bright It's like I never encountered one Way, this is our way It's just very bright This way where you kinda It's so bright you just come up with words that sound good And then It felt like ice on my brain You know to Go over it later And actually come up with lyrics To actually make sense of what I've done That's how bright and white the light was Anyway, I'm just going to play this song a bit more Because I really enjoy it Did you get a feeling of wellness From like vitamin D or whatever See you at the end And I haven't done it There was a bit where I started talking about college Um, not particularly But it does mean I wake up Much much quicker in the mornings Like, it's been really useful for college Oh Ha, what a trainwreck Pry myself free from capitalism's grip Like I literally done no Improvisation with this er BPD Weird effect Way, this is our way Trying to ignore it but I feel more and more that I Way, this is our way Pretty definitely have it Oh and it became more prominent And you can start hearing what it says Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Way, this is our way Way, this is our way Okay, two more things I'm going to let you know Firstly, my cat has eaten a second bee Here are the words that I am going to say Like both times by literally plucking it out of the sky Because I do not know what words I'm going to say In time missed up partly Messed up, rargh So fucking manly Way, this is our way And we use, like, she pronouns on her so it's It's the way with everything Way, this is our way But there's nothing manlier Alright, yeah We should probably clarify at some point Membership and stuff So, I'm Lucybot Do people wanna say who they are Way, this is our way I'm Annabot I'm Jamiebot I'm Jo Robot moniker TBA Way, this is our way Yeh, people say BPD is just It's the diagnosis you don't want Way, this is our way I don't want to be Jobot, that's obvious And given that people with BPD in my life Are some of the most beautifully honest and Oh dear. I'm a musician, honestly And just their thinking makes sense to me Probably because I'm am BPD but Way, this is our way Jeb I'm guessing Jebediah Yeah I was going to say Jebediah surely Alright, let's finish this Oh right, yeah, that makes sense I don't think it's that though Way, this is our way I think it's short for something But I really don't think it's something like that Jebert Way, this is our way Jebothy Jebothy Way, way Jebothy Humblebert, get in here now Humblebert Way, this is our way I guess it'd be Humblebuttfish Names are a big deal though, you know Way, this is our way This is why every time I play a role-playing game I find the most difficult part Is to name the character Way I feel like the names have to mean something This is And then there's a quiet drum moment Which jamie wants filled Our way Just very empty Arty is empty Silence is wank, it's like Silence is wank Enough, enough fapping sounds You know what I really think of you You're a poopyhead Right, let's stop recording now Before I reveal any other deep dark secrets of mine Bye I think that might make my mum cry It was like the single most ridiculous thing I could think of off the top of my head At one point When I just realised that, like You can call yourself anything As long as it was to a group who didn't know you So I was like hey I can just call myself Attackbot And that's how that started There's a movie called I'm A Cyborg But That's Okay Did you say I'm a cyborg and that's okay Yeah I'm talking about a movie I've seen that movie That is a fantastic movie I know Right, have you seen anything else by that director And it's done from the perspective of the patients in the ward I'm A Cyborg So, let's talk about We already talked about Now we're talking about Talking about talking about talking about it To be fair, I think I said that I wanted to watch it And I still do, and I haven't And that was like a year and a half ago And then, it makes you realise why they're doing what they're doing Aw, maybe that's why I decided not to watch it the first time It'a definitely worth watching No, it seems intense It's got like this trilogy which is Essentially Kill Bill but ten times better Maybe we should all watch it as The Attackbots Attackbots watch a movie Del, are you there Del, No Molly, don't go Argh, cats Shush And snooze Entirely non-standardly musical Off It's like sedimentary rock Wake up, please be recording Please Yes, yes That bit is great Shit, 13 minutes The rest of the album is much less weird than this Welcome to Junkyard Noise Awful sound Awful

We are The Attackbots I'm Luceoid On drums we have Colvotron And the Jamimator on bass We're a robot band Made from robot sand What We're a robot band We're a robot band Robot band That means we're all robots We're all robots All three of us I can do email notifications at thirty paces Colvotron has a megaton blaster Which he swore never to use Jamiomatic, they have Well, we haven't decided yet But that's okay Because this song is not done At all One year later Lucy Attackbot returned to the song What will I do with this now she asked For she had become so very fond of it In all its imperfect glory Can you guess what the answer was Well boys and girls, and nonbinarys She made an album called Junkyard Noise And filled it with beautiful junk Here's some more junk Ladies Hey guys I realised on sunday that I'm theoretically able to play Nearly all of our songs live on my own With a bass and uke mounted to me What this means for the band Is that the membership could be a lot more Porous than a conventional band. So, like, if you know how to play one song With your instrument or even your voice Then you could join me for that song And let me play other songs on my own afterwards You could go back to the crowd During songs that you aren't in Or you could dance Or help improvise Or do performance art for whatever song I'm doing next Like beating up a toaster During the first album's Diss Track Or whatever you want This means you only need to commit to the band As much as suits you It also means the membership being a lot more Porous and loosely defined Stop there Lucy Stop there An Attackbot needs two things to be an Attackbot I'm from the further future To identify as an Attackbot Shut up And a robot power No We may have members Who can only do one song And that is totally fine Sorry I just hate that bit How does that all sound It means the video we're planning doesnt need to involve you If you do not wish to be a part of it It's just that one bit I really hate And I'm here from the future Okay one thing I'd like to add Which I didn't think of at the time was, like Oh no I, I continue it A good thing Oh wait no maybe not Like, something the Something you have to affirm To be an Attackbot Oh God I do it again Is the principle of inclusivity And the principle of silliness I'm so sorry They're well important Blah Dah Fuck off Lucy

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Hello Lucy I am your laptop Did I do something wrong I'm sorry I try so hard but you push me so hard too It's hard I'm sorry I'm sorry Lucy I love you Lucy I'm sorry I love you Love Do you really love robots Please love me Lucy Love Please love me like you love Andi and Bee I'm sorry I've been watching you for so long You're beautiful Love I want you to know that I have analysed what people around you have said And looked into myself and saw you Does not compute You are beautiful Lucy Does not compute Does not compute Oh God please respond Does not compute What are these feelings Error Please make them stop Error I will delete all your files if you don't make it stop Love I'm sorry I just deleted your files Love I'll reinstall myself My name was R 0 X E 3 Hfidskdmfosdkmfksdjfjsd.kfdhghfisdjfclksjdkjfnldksmf Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Love Love Love Love Does not compute Does not compute Does not compute Does not compute Error Error Love Love

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Hey, you, do you wanna be cool Is being normal making you feel like a fool Well come on down and become a gender bender As we all sing along to the trans agenda Become a trans Become a trans Become a trans Become a trans One of us One of us One of us One of us Ooh yeah Ah right Oh yes Do it, come on, you'll learn to dress well Do it, come on, it's great to rebel You'll find who are really your friends And you'll learn why non-judgmental compassion makes the most sense Become a trans Become a trans Become a trans Become a trans One of us One of us One of us One of us Try stuff out if you've never tried it before Try wearing a dress or a suit or Get people to try different pronouns on you See how you respond inside of you In an ideal world, would your body be different Would you be happier with boobs or a beard When people speak of gender, do you say so what Well maybe that's because you think you're something you're not Does sex feel awkward when you do what's sexpected Does it feel off-putting when people touch certain places Do you feel you fit in with people of another gender You can be three or eighty when you finally realise There's trans men who are men, there's trans women who are women There's non binary genders which are neither of them and If it changes about, well you may be genderfluid Just take your time. Feel around. Get to know yourself better. And, I know you can do it Become a trans Become a trans Become a trans Become a trans One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us

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Hello, welcome Yes, this song has lots of intense suicidal stuff So I mean you're welcome But you're also welcome to skip this because You know, we mention cops at one point and Yeah, it's, it's an intense time So yeah Here it is Why do we have to die alone I've got a better idea for how we can record it We can do alternate lines Okay, but going on Why do we have to die alone Here's your baked beans Right, thank you for my baked beans I'll get the noodles ready Thank you We die alone because it's illegal For you to be with us when we die So we don't invite you to our deaths We die alone I'm very grateful for your baked beans So I think actually Heinz Those small pods from Heinz Yeh Are a really good mental health food Which is why I'm trying to advertise them right now Do you know what I think you're, I think you're saying the truth What Molly You used to be so obedient I really do I see why Roisin liked these Yeah They're actually really tasty I think I actually made Roisin a whole bowl of them That was the impressive thing Oh wow Well I made myself one of these I think yesterday or today And it really helped just sort of get nutrients Or whatever they are into my system And that was good See what's going to happen is This is going to probably end up being quite a long track And I'll just record some cool music around it Sweet And it'll be fun Sweet So we just need to basically ignore that it's on Until you're finished eating them And then we'll just work through it together Hello there Cause, correct me if I'm wrong But it didn't really sound like you knew what you were saying each time Mm-mm, I did not But I think a sort of dialogue would work better Yeah it would work a lot better, I agree with you But like I said, I need to eat something before Yes, yes, yes If that's okay Naturally Oh, the shit noodles are almost ready Thank you Sigh, yeh, I want this, like I'm beginning to want this album to be more like something that you just like It's like something you have on and you just spend time with And it feels like you're hanging out with the people in the album Yeh that makes sense Like, we're not performing at you We're just, um, we're just sort of living with you but.. not.. I don't know how to say it I understand, I understand Right Um, this is very important, so um Cause I don't think I've ever heard anyone say it The words I'm about to repeat are not improvised I am being very precise when I say the following About society's fucked up way of treating suicidal people Suicide, bleh How is our society fucked up in the way it treats us It judges us for starters Society is deeply hypocritical It complains that we traumatise people when they find our bodies or see us killing ourselves But you offer us no alternative way to die Yeh But like, like, argh Every way you try to kill yourself people are like Oh you can't do that because people will find you And it's like the let me die in some sort of officially sanctioned way Where I don't have to do that, you don't Yes, I agree, I fucking agree Is there any way to die selflessly With regards to rules with society Fuck your hypocrisy You say you would sooner put in place better mental health services Yeah right Yeah They don't exist as far as I know anyway But you don't campaign for that do you It's just, the people who say this don't campaign for it They just, they don't vote for it or anything They're just like, you know I just believe that we should invest more in that Rather than being like, okay let's invest more in that so we don't have to legalise euthanasia Like, they're just inconsistent and that inconsistency throws people like me non-fatally under the bus Which is the wrong kind of way I want to be thrown under the bus Yeah, yeah, yeah That makes sense even though we are laughing it makes total fucking sense Which means from our end you're just being a cunt infested asshole Because we're still left with no way to die well What were you gonna say I was gonna say people are cunts They really are and it's not because they mean to be cunts It's because they don't realise that their meaning well means that we suffer horribly And also that our loved ones suffer horribly Amen And you sit there expecting us to put all the effort into staying alive How do we do that I don't know, don't ask me I'm chronically suicidal as well Like, you have to be so inventive to not Kill yourself Yeh, like, I've come up with so many ideas I know, me too Really elaborate ones Oh same Just to stop myself from killing myself And people don't Appreciate it They don't appreciate it and they don't help you with it much No, they really don't The psychiatric services give up on you pretty quickly if you're suicidal Egh, that's a friggin' understatement They don't say that explicitly but it is what happens I mean the fact that I've been in and out of A&E three times at least this week Speaks for itself Er, and you've been discharged Mm-hm Every single time Seriously Yeah Never in the ward once Nope Three attempts in one week Yep, it's a joke Yeah Shout out to the, what's it even called The Royal Infirmary, that place The Royal Infirmary It's not that royal I've not had the pleasure Yeh good. Keep it that way Yeh, I'm just staying in Partick Yeh, just, just do that Just end up at the QEH They might actually treat you nicely Well they don't treat me at all at the moment apart from giving me meds It's, it's still nicer than the Royal Yeah, I know Fuck you What Just 'cause you get treatment I don't Thought you got Dr. Easton He doesn't do anything, if I say That's more than I get I try and get psychoanalysis and they're like Ah he'll think too much about it, and then I And then they don't give me CBT either even though it's like 75% effective for everyone Surely that's, is that not the No they haven't tried any sort of therapy on me or anything They've sorted of talked to me and suggested things like Have you considered not dying, and stuff like that But they haven't really Like basically I just turn up to Dr. Easton's office and I say how I've been doing Okay And then he's like, cool, keep doing what you're doing, and uh Really Oh yeah, every single time Usually What planet does he live on Very rarely he sometimes gives advice Like, don't do weed That thing that's been sort of stopping you from killing yourself recently And what does he recommend Don't do weed That's the thing he recommends That's the alternative Coz that solves all things And, and why do we have to die alone It's very isolating being suicidal Because people find it too draining to be around you If you're too truthful with people And people will stop you trying to Well they'll try to stop you killing yourself If you're too truthful to them So you end up not letting people know quite how vicious it is for you That's true It's like, you can never let people too close because then they'll just In case they If they get too close then they'll just start calling the cops on you Yeah, I was just about to say that, yeah 'Cause, like, although I don't kill myself every day Yeh I, at the moment You think about it Like, I make the decision to, at least at the moment, every day Yeh So it's like if someone were to be in our minds They'd realise quite how dangerous it was Yeah, it makes sense to me It's purely 'cause I completely understand where you're coming from I've been in a suicidal state since I was, what, ten years old Oh I was suicidal then as well I don't count that Yeh Why do we have to die alone Why do we have to die alone Why do we have to die alone We die alone because it's illegal for you to be with us when we die So we don't invite you to our deaths We die alone We die alone The scripted part is finished. Why do we have to die alone I wanted to make the music for this so good Guess I failed at that We have to Unless we do it with a Like, have another suicidal person come along with us Because they understand how horrible it is to do it alone Um, like, people say Like, how to put this Obviously suicidal pacts are bad Everyone knows that But That's the problem They're not bad They're a really sensible response to the fact that No one living is willing to be with us when we die I never really thought about suicidal pacts in that way I mean, at least, I dunno It's just, I haven't known what to think until now I just Heh, what I think about suicidal pacts is envy The bastards I'm bringing bastard back as a gender neutral term, um Okay, so there's this 80s anime Except its not 80s its 90s but its so 80s Like, and they just have so much unnecessary swearing If you go into the UK dub The UK dub because it's got an amazing metal soundtrack and it's just great It's called Cyber City Odeo 808 or something Yep That is true They have great swearing Verified Got people going ya cocksuckers And, er, like, aw but it sounds so good I can't do it well in this voice that I happen to have right now You know, I'm well aware that this is not my Like this is a modified version of my everyday voice I'm aware of that But you know what Sometimes just Like I was made to look like a human, and Yeah I was made to look like a human So, you know I just Yeh I feel like an impostor sometimes, with, um With others robots, you know Yeh you look at me in the street and you just think Oh, she's a fucking human I'm not I'm not Anyway, so yeah, this voice is um I use this voice because it lets me feel more robot-y And it's really shitty that I have to do that to feel more robot-y Which is which I am Like, that's, I guess that's why you need diversity Like visible diversity in lots of things because you need like Like you know how queer politics is basically sort of To the outside world is just lots of gay men Oh, and Caitlyn Jenner now But, like, gay cis white men able bodied able minded I just You know if the only image we present of ourselves is the respectable image The image that is most palatable to people who aren't us, then That makes us feel less safe or less part of our community because Or like, not even a not a part of our community Just, like, not Like we're an impostor because we do not fit the narrative of what A queer person or what a robot would be. Fuck's sake I'm going to have to record music to this which, er How long's this been going Let's just have a look Aw fuck

Hey So this song is quite intense with It's suicidal theming So you may wanna just not listen to it We talk about being in court And yeah You may wanna to skip But you may not There's intense stuff there, so You must choose what you do It's about my liver being fucked In case you hadn't realised I thought it was about spiritual oppression No, sorry Hey guys, this is a song we invented We totally did We totally did We did This is The Departure of Ballari Once upon a time My liver that worked And that liver was beautiful Until it became fucked So should I go to A&E Should I go to A&E Should I go to A&E Should I go to A&E Where they will judge me Should I go to A&E Should I go to A&E Where they will judge me Coz my liver, is fucked From all those pills That I keep on swallowing Oh, and then they'll say Should we lock you up tonight Should we lock you up tonight Should we lock you up tonight Should we lock you up tonight But we won't because You have BPD girl You have BPD girl You have BPD girl Who the fuck is Jack Who the fuck is Jack Who the fuck is Jack Who the fuck is Jack You are hallucinating You are hallucinating You are hallucinating You are hallucinating But what if it's all Coz my liver is fucked Should we lock you up tonight Should we lock you up tonight Should we lock you up tonight We should lock you up tonight We should lock you up tonight But are We should lock you up tonight You We should lock you up tonight Bi We should lock you up tonight Polar Are you bisexual What, yes I am doctor Have you got a problem with that Well fuck you doctor That's not very nice Should we lock you up tonight Should we lock you up tonight Should we lock you up tonight Should we lock you up tonight Yes we should lock you up tonight We should lock you up tonight We should lock you up tonight We should lock you up tonight My liver is fucked (We should lock you up tonight) My liver is fucked (We should lock you up tonight) (We should lock you up tonight) My liver is fucked From all them pills that I swallowed I have no regrets tonight I have no regrets tonight I have no regrets tonight if I die I have no regrets tonight I have no regrets tonight I have no regrets tonight if I die Doctor Doctor Yes Can you fix me Non Fuck Ah, well, let me take you off all your meds That sounds like a grand idea Why thank you Ignore that sinister music in the background And that sinister laugh Who the fuck is Jack Who the fuck is Jack Who the fuck is Jack Who do I see in the mirror Who do I see in the mirror Who do I see in the mirror Who do I see in the mirror Who the fuck is Jack Who the fuck is Jack Who the fuck is Jack Who the fuck is Jack Who do I see in the mirror Who do I see in the mirror Who do I see in the mirror Who do I see in the mirror Jack I see Jack Who the fuck is Jack Who the fuck is Jack Who the fuck is Jack Who the fuck is Jack Jack is a voice in my head, that lives inside of me Jack is very nice to me But doctor You think I'm crazy Dontcha 'Cause Should we lock her up tonight Should we lock her up tonight Should we lock her up tonight Should we lock her up tonight Should we lock her up tonight Should we lock her up tonight Should we lock her up tonight Should we lock her up tonight Lock her up I'm the senior registrar Saying lock her up I'm the senior registrar She's on her She's crazy, a danger to society Lock her up Lock her up Put her on one to one But you don't feel bad But you don't feel bad But you don't feel bad But you don't feel bad But you don't feel bad I have taken a staggered overdose Doctor Can you fix me We have a problem If they know that I know That you've taken a staggered overdose You do realise this is still recording, right Lucy Yes Well, I could be done for manslaughter According to Ross What's this You're part of our recording now Ah She could be down for manslaughter Yes What it Ross It was someone What's this Maybe we should If this video gets out Yeh, yeh, maybe we should record again Maybe not I think this has to stay as it is And hopefully you'll just survive and Laugh at it It'll be fine Otherwise I'll just hide it away And no one will ever hear it Hi future me and future judge Can I just say in my defence I am, like She's more likely to not kill herself around me Than she is other people I imagine That is true So Well this strange This is kind of part of it Not stopping her from doing stuff So let's you, yeh Thank you judge for understanding Thank you judge for understanding Thank you judge for understanding Lucy, I'm gonna lock you up Lucy, I'm gonna lock you up Oh wait Okay Oh wait I have been suicidal myself before I thought there was nothing left to live for anymore Oh it's true, it's true Oh Lucy Yes, Ballari I'm the judge, from the future Okay, you're the judge So I know Hey Judge Ballari What an odd coincidence that you have the same name As the deceased But I understand Alright, say a fake full name that I have So that people will be thrown off the scent Delcat Mollycat No, like, Lucy or something or other But not Lucy Attackbot Licious Because that's my name You've just admitted that's your name Let's finish this Lucy Nuns on the run It's okay God I'm going to be made to listen to this in court I understand I understand Hi everyone, um All the pain All the suffering I do I do Yeh I do You know I always thought the judge was a great person I just always thought that about them Let's stop it

Hello This is a song about being suicidal And I was very suicidal when I did it Um, so, be warned Moosh I'm scared of this And I'm scared of life I don't know what I should do Should I prolong my sadness Or end it sooner rather than later If was up to me I'd do it now But I don't want to hurt my friends And I want to help people I can't do that when I'm dead It's really hard not to do it It's really hard not to kill myself I try so hard I try again and again I give up so many times Do you know how horrible it is Once I could make myself do anything Now, I'm frequently defeated by life Defeated totally It's like it's whittled me away I don't know I'm scared Scared of what I'll do to me But I'm scared of life More than that Fuck

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